Moyra Melons husband came home from work to be confronted by his darling wife sitting on the washing machine as it went into an intense spin and shake. She had a big gratifying smile on her face as she looked back at him.
"Have you noticed this pair don't wobble. They'll be ideal for the Latin dance class tonight." Her mood was one of delight.
"They don't wobble?" responded her husband, wondering what on earth she was talking about. "They look pretty wobbly to me dear."
She put her hands to her ears and clasped the pearl ear studs. "No they are not. I assure you; this pair does not wobble."
"Oh! your ear rings." He came over in a delightful hot flush (as usual.) "I'm sure they will work splendidly at the Latin dance class."
"I've been looking for a pair that don't bounce about," added Moyra.
"I'm rather taken with your more bouncy ones," said her husband. "Will we be cutting lots of capers and doing spins at the dance class tonight dear?"
"Of course. It is usual in Latin dance classes you know," she replied knowingly.
"If you start spinning Moyra; you might not be able to stop." Her husband gave her a very serious stare. "Come upstairs and let me explain the complex aerodynamics of it all."
Moyra Melons went upstairs but did not understand the aerodynamics of it all because her husband did not indulge in too much conversation. However, afterwards she was a bit concerned that he might be a little worn out for the Latin dance class.