Saturday 18 September 2010

Moyra Melons' Great Ear Rings Own the Debate.


This British lady is famous for her collection of different earrings. For me, its the main thing that stands out in all her delightful photos. This tantalising display of wonderful ear bling captures the masculine observer straight away. 

It's the first thing that strikes me and no amount of retro British understatement can mask such a fact. God! I feel so shallow. But can a bloke be balmed by the sight of such gorgeous earrings?

If only every lady was like Moyra Melons - the entire male race would be spoilt for ladies in wonderful earrings.

Notice how subtle Moyra's earrings are, but really; they're screaming 'Hey, look at these.'

She's one of our a fabulous British ladies and I'm sure men in other countries would be envious of the earrings our Brit women wear.

I'm sure feminists all over the world would think I'm shallow for getting excited over this lady's earrings, but they really do flick switches for me, and if that's being male and shallow; I confess I love it. I delight in being so wonderfully shallow.

I think Moyra knows she has nice earrings too because she certainly seems to enjoy finding subtle ways of showing them off.

When I look at her in with those nice earrings; it makes me so pleased I'm a man and can appreciate such things.  Hooray, for Moyra and keep showing those earrings in wonderfully subtle ways of using retro British understatement.

Also, such fine earrings take my mind off of the way our TV news and newspapers present fake news concerning our nation. If we can peddle economic truths and pussyfoot around real issues, omit obvious facts by owning the debate and choosing which things to focus on, we can sleepwalk people into all sorts of controlled beliefs. 

Don't Be Blinded by Economic Truth.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Great pair of ...erm... earrings.

Anonymous said...

Always enjoy reading your blog...thought-provoking, interesting, etc.
This is a new and welcome departure.
I'm not sure I agree with your observation: "The one thing that stands out in all her pictures; is that she always wears a new set of ear rings. It's the first thing that strikes me when ever I see a picture of her."
Maybe the humor was too subtle for me, or maybe I'm too much of a cliched man, but there isn't one thing that strikes me when I look at these pictures, there are two. What a woman! I would love to see a lot more of her earrings, in all their splendor.

Retro Brit said...

I glad you are a fan of Moyra's ear rings Anonymous, this lady is a real peach. It just goes to show what a nice set of ear rings can do for a bloke. Hoora!

Anonymous said...

escole61. I think you should have gone to specsavers. Have you seen some of her pictures? You'd be in no doubt, my friend.

Anonymous said...

You've got the wrong end of the stick. He didn't mean that Moyra looks like a TV wearing earrings. He means a nice big pair of earrings can be a helluva turn-on for a bloke.

Retro Brit said...

I never said you said Moyra looks like a TV wearing ear rings. Heaven forbid, and I would like to add that I ain't got the wrong end of the stick. You are on the wrong picture frame too. You are talking about Moyra watching TV in the Moyra Melons watching TV picture and according to your comment in that, it is all too clear who is on the wrong end of the stick.

Anonymous said...

I've seen several photos of this earring model enjoying salami. She is far from demure, as anyone who comes across her knows. She is quite a messy eater; in almost every shot, she ends up covered in garlic mayonnaise.

Retro Brit said...

I can't believe that of Moyra. I would certainly think twice about taking her to a resturant.

Anonymous said...

If we'd both enjoyed our dinner date together, I'd be able to forgive her if some of my sauce was playfully dripping from her chin by the end.

Anonymous said...

I think you are mistaking earrings for breasts

Retro Brit said...

Oh no, you can't say B@#*^~s! All avid Moyra Melons fans secretly know; it is the ear rings that capture the attention.

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Anonymous said...

Moyra showing off those beautiful earrings here