Moyra Melons was very pleased with her new sky blue ear rings that matched her wonderful sky blue jacket and skirt. This was the outfit she thought to wear during an interview for a new job. She was hoping to gain a promotion and wanted to create a good impression. As usual, she waited for her husband's valued opinion concerning such matters and so, with great aplomb, and a little charming start from his hard days work; her husband walked through the living room door and was confronted by his darling wife, as you - the reader see her in this photo, sitting in the armchair. One might imagine the Wow! factor blowing a few cobwebs from tired eyes.
"Do these create an impression with this?" she asked doing the buttons up on her delicate light blue jacket. "I thought this pair of shapely ovoid ..."
"Stop, stop Moyra!" called her excited husband, coming over in a heart pulsating, flush. "Please say no more."
"You don't approve of them darling?" asked Moyra, a little confused, for she thought her ear rings were wonderful.
"Moyra, my absolute darling, they are the most wonderful, round and wholesome..."
"...Ear rings you have seen," finished Moyra clapping her hands in delight. "I want them to stand out and be noticed - I want them to scream out for attention."
"I'll give them some expert attention," replied her husband as he closed the door.
And guess what? He really did give them some very serious attention. Would you, the reader, give the lush Moyra Melons the benefit of such divine attention, concerning her large, round and fulsome ear rings, if you were her husband?