Moyra Melons' Ear Rings in Tantalising Glory

As one might well imagine; a lady like Moyra is always going to get noticed if she shows off such dynamic ear rings. Don't they look splendid? Everything else dulls by comparison, when a poor chap's eyes fall upon such glorious ear decoration.

Just picture yourself walking into the living room with Moyra Melons reclined on the sofa, sporting such fine ear rings. I'm sure, like me, your breath might be taken away as you gasp in surprise. "Good Lord! What delightful ear rings." 

I might try to contain myself - keep a firm grip of my seasoned British resolve and resort, cunningly, to good old British understatement. I would pretend not to notice. The front room door would be shut from prying eyes and I would find a way to indulge myself with a more detailed inspection. What would you do if confronted by such fine ear rings?

EU - UK Withdrawal Method not Self-Indulgent when Political Classes try to keep a sheaf on it.

Tories press on with EU poll plans

There has to be a referendum for the UK on the EU. Mr Cable is reported by a local newspaper below in support of the EU. He says that the UK's desire for EU withdrawal is wrong. He uses words like reckless and self-indulgent. The political classes of this nation have been reckless and self-indulgent by forcing political and un-democratic accountability upon people by un-elected bodies passing rules upon our nation. Withdrawal is not self-indulgent when the political classes have been keeping a sheaf over it for decades.

Liberal Democrat Business Secretary Vince Cable will today brand advocates of EU withdrawal "self-indulgent and reckless", as he warns that a British pull-out would mean an "exodus" of international firms from the UK and the loss of thousands of jobs.

No "serious friend of British business" would call for a break-up of Britain's relations with the EU, Mr Cable will tell a business conference in Birmingham in a scathing response to growing clamour for withdrawal.

Amid Conservative calls for legislation on an in/out referendum on UK membership, Mr Cable will warn the Liberal Democrats' coalition partners not to over-react to the successes of the UK Independence Party in this month's council elections.

"The Liberal Democrat manifesto in 2010 promised we would put Britain at the heart of Europe in pursuit of national opportunity, security and prosperity - and we will continue to push for this in Government," he will tell the British-American Business Council. "It is simply self-indulgent and reckless for parties or individuals to risk so much in order to address one concern raised in a council election by just 7% of the electorate."

Lib Dem Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg told MPs on Wednesday that it was a matter of "when not if" the UK holds a referendum on EU membership, and Mr Cable will himself on Thursday acknowledge that developments in the eurozone will "necessitate in due course a referendum on any substantial change in constitutional arrangements".

But he will urge proponents of withdrawal, such as Conservative former chancellor Lord Lawson, not to exaggerate the costs to the UK of EU membership or underplay the potential damage departure could inflict on British business.

The UK is currently the "favourite destination" for non-EU firms setting up European HQs, hosting more than Germany, France, Switzerland and the Netherlands combined, Mr Cable will say. If Britain quit the EU, he will warn, "we could reasonably expect an exodus of the non-EU firms headquartered in this country, precisely because they regard the UK as the gateway to Europe... These companies in Japan, China, the USA and elsewhere whom we are currently trying to attract to the UK will - quite reasonably - think again if they believe we are planning to leave the EU."

Many of the thousands of foreign-owned financial sector companies in the City "would question the value of a UK location were it to cut itself adrift", he will add. Despite the growth of emerging economies like China, India and Brazil, the EU is likely to remain Britain's most important market "for another couple of decades", offering many growth opportunities even during the current problems in the eurozone, Mr Cable will say.

Eurosceptics who argue that Britain should be focusing on trade with the BRIC nations rather than Europe need a "reality check", as expanding exports to these markets is "in no way inhibited by membership of the EU". And while half of British exports go to the EU, supporting one in 10 UK jobs, China accounts for less than 2.5% of exports, India and Russia below 2% each and Brazil under 1%.

It is "far from obvious" that on its own, the UK could strike the kind of free-trade agreements currently under discussion between the EU and the US, Canada, India, Japan, Singapore and countries in South-East Asia and South America, he will warn.

Moyra Melons Anti Gaming Consul Ear Rings

Moyra Melons went out bought a new pair of gaming ear rings because she was getting fed up with all the gaming consuls that were about. She listened to other women at work talking incessantly about their husbands becoming obsessed with gaming.

Moyra thought, "Sod all this for a lark!" She decided that her husband should have a real life, and so, with great aplomb and subtle intervention, she decided to plant the idea of different games into her husband's head. To do this she would need some real eye catching ear rings to take his mind off of gaming consuls.

With the new appropriate ear rings; her husband might be more inclined to play the sort of games she liked and hey... ! Guess What? It worked an absolute treat. He never even got to thinking of a games consul. His mind was too preoccupied on other things.

So Moyra Melons' method obviously works because to this date; her husband has shown no inclination to do games consuls in any way shape or form. He continues to like his wife's games better.

So, yet again; Moyra Melons pulls one out of the bag again with her magic ear rings. Funny how a simple little pair of ear rings can distract a bloke's attention from the gaming consuls, don't you think?

Moyra Melons Ear Rings and Wobbly Blamanches

Moyra Melons was rather pleased with her wobbly blamanche, as one might well imagine. She had made a pair of them and awaited, in eager anticipation, for her husband to come in.

As he walked through the door, he saw his beloved wife Moyra smiling at him and holding the tray in front of her.

"Well, what do you think of these wobbly little things?"

"I think your ear rings are wonderful darling," he said not wanting to get caught out, as he had done on previous occasions. "Your ear rings are always divine Moyra."

She smiled. "No darling, this time its not my ear rings I want you to admire. Try to lower your gaze, below my chin line, and tell me about these lovely pink wobbly things you see before you."


"Oh God!" he muttered as he dropped his gaze while breaking out in a very hot and sweating flush. "They look very alluring darling," he replied hoarsely.

"Good enough to eat?" she smiled keenly.

"Oh yes," he replied. "Most definitely."

"Then what are you waiting for?" she smiled saucily.

The red mist came down over his eyes, while in the background of his metamorphosised mind he could hear a great fanfare of trumpets bellowing. Suddenly he was a caveman returning from the mammoth hunt. He roared once as the living room door was kicked shut.

Moyra learnt what her wobbly blamanches could do to a bloke and thought perhaps her presentation of such divine attributes should be done slightly different in future.



Moyra Melons Cheeky Ear Rings

Moyra Melons' husband was in a hurry to get home from work because it was his birthday and his darling wife said she wanted to make it a special occasion for him with an indoor dinner.

As he walked through the door, he was greeted by the site of his lovely wife really pulling out all the best in private birthday celebrations for him.

"I hope you like these cheeky ones - they're on display especially for you," said Moyra who had bought some spiffingly daring ear rings.

As you might well imagine; Moyra's husband gulped and then coughed before spluttering excitedly. "They really are divine Moyra, but I think I have seen those particular cheeky ones before."

"Of course we must be British," said Moyra. "And thus, under play the cheeky aspect of my fine ear ring presentation."

"Oh rather," replied her excited husband who was once again coming over in a hot pulsating flush. "You are the mistress of understatement where your cheeky ear rings are concerned."

"Is thus so with these cheeky ones?" she asked with an alluring smile.

Moyra's husband slammed the door shut like a 'Devil may care caveman' and wondered if he might live to celebrate his next birthday. He didn't really care because, as one might imagine, he gets to go to heaven on a rather regular basis.    

Moyra Melons Interview Ear Rings

Moyra Melons was very pleased with her new sky blue ear rings that matched her wonderful sky blue jacket and skirt. This was the outfit she thought to wear during an interview for a new job. She was hoping to gain a promotion and wanted to create a good impression. As usual, she waited for her husband's valued opinion concerning such matters and so, with great aplomb, and a little charming start from his hard days work; her husband walked through the living room door and was confronted by his darling wife, as you - the reader see her in this photo, sitting in the armchair. One might imagine the Wow! factor blowing a few cobwebs from tired eyes.

"Do these create an impression with this?" she asked doing the buttons up on her delicate light blue jacket. "I thought this pair of shapely ovoid ..."

"Stop, stop Moyra!" called her excited husband, coming over in a heart pulsating, flush. "Please say no more."

"You don't approve of them darling?" asked Moyra, a little confused, for she thought her ear rings were wonderful.

"Moyra, my absolute darling, they are the most wonderful, round and wholesome..."

"...Ear rings you have seen," finished Moyra clapping her hands in delight. "I want them to stand out and be noticed - I want them to scream out for attention."

"I'll give them some expert attention," replied her husband as he closed the door.

And guess what? He really did give them some very serious attention. Would you, the reader, give the lush Moyra Melons the benefit of such divine attention, concerning her large, round and fulsome ear rings, if you were her husband?

Moyra Melons' Fluffy Bunny Ear Rings

Can you imagine the delight that fell upon Moyra Melons' husband as he walked in from a hard days work to see his darling wife practising her dance routine for the fancy dress party they would be attending over the weekend?

She had her costume ready and was strutting away with disco lights and music blaring away.

"Hi, what do you think of these?" asked Moyra who was wearing her party piece and sporting large fluffy pink earrings.

"Well... They look, wonderful darling," he replied, feeling his pulse quicken at the sight of the huge things that were bouncing about to the rhythm of the music.

"They're not too big are they?" She asked looking for reassurance.

"Oh I don't think anyone is going to worry about your wobbly things being too big dear," he replied enthusiastically. "It's all part and parcel of what people look forward to with you my treasure."

"Really?" she said excitedly. "Do they look forward to my various earrings?"

"Yes," he replied. "Among other things."

"Other things?" she frowned.

"Yes, would you like me to elaborate in my own way?" he asked with a wicked glint in his eye.

"Well if you must," she answered, looking perplexed.

Getting perplexed did not last long as her husband closed the door and she got something else that was slightly more intense than getting a good old perplexing, as one might well imagine.

Moyra Melons hopes the reader can understand and not be deviated away from the real issues that our retro British news media omits. Peddling economic truths and pussyfooting around obvious concerns can never do. Don't let the news media control the argument because they'll just bang on about the lesser things to hide the bigger things. Political correctness is destroying British culture. 

Don't be blinded by the economic truth.

Moyra Melons Captivating Ear Rings

Moyra Melons husband came downstairs into the living room and saw his lovely wife sporting her new ear rings. His darling wife was always full of surprises, especially when posing with new ear rings. She always managed to flick a switch. Strange that - don't you agree.

"Are these subtle dear," asked Moyra turning sideways so that her husband might be able to see her ear rings to maximum effect.

He, of course, coughed slightly and was taken unawares upon entering the room, where his darling wife posed as you, the reader, can see in the photo opposite. Perhaps any man might cough at the captivating sight of such fine ear rings.

He dithered a little before stuttering. "Most elegant Moyra - very alluring darling - very compelling indeed."

"Oh good," she responded. "I was wondering if they might be for the more acquired taste - perhaps take a little time to get used to."

"Perhaps take a little time to notice would be more appropriate Moyra," grinned her husband warming to the sight of such fine ear bling. "There are more things about you then just fine ear rings my little petal."

She smiled back at him enthralled by such kind words. "Really? tell me what else."

"I can show you if you would like Moyra," he smiled enthusiastically.

"Oh please do darling," she replied.

He closed the door and BOY did he show her what he thought of her fine ear rings and other things too. Could you, the reader, be as complimentary as Moyra Melons' husband - would you like to be Moyra's husband?

Her fabulous ear rings are, after all, very enticing - don't you think.   

Moyra Melons Swimming Ear Rings

"Do you think people will notice these?" asked Moyra Melons, pleased with her choice of swimming ear rings.

"Well," replied her attentive and amused husband. "I'm sure that any chap would be hard pressed to miss such fine attributes."

"Only the chaps? What about the women? After all ladies like to see fine ear rings too. I often look at other ladies ear rings. Haven't you ever noticed."

"Err - no Moyra - I can't say I have, but I've a sneaking feeling that most woman would be rather envious of yours."

Moyra Melons smiled at her husband. "You always seem to know what to say. You're a rascal, but also; a good and kind flatterer."

"Oh I find it just comes naturally when I look at you Moyra and I never tier of observing you in various poses, especially with such splendid pairs of ear rings."

"I always try to make sure I have a nice pair to flash off," she replied.

"And you always succeed beyond your wildest imaginations," replied her appreciative husband.

"Yes but there might always be another that could succeed better then I at this," countered Moyra cheekily.

With complete confidence her husband replied. "There is only one thing that springs to mind when thinking of something that might succeed better then you Moyra."

"Really?" said Moyra inquisitively. "What could succeed better then me?"

"A parrot with no beak," he replied with a broad grin. "But then the poor thing would have to."   

  

Moyra Melons Spiffing New Year Ear Rings

Moyra Melons' wonderfully 'in love' husband was talking to his fellow work colleagues about his wife's fixation with ear rings. It was some time into the New Year function and he was a little worse for wear, concerning alcohol in take.

"My wife loves her collection of ear rings," said his large whisky and splash.

"Really," replied a gin and tonic. "Do go on. I'm all ears."

"Well she is constantly worrying that her exotic taste in ear rings will always steal the show. Therefore she is in a constant dilemma not to make them stand out to much. She tries to play them down so that people might not notice them," added his whisky and splash. "Oh, I say - here comes my darling Moyra now."

As one might well imagine, all heads turned as Moyra Melons entered the room amid many admiring glances. One could hear the envious exclamation from a delighted Bacardi and coke; "I say what a splendid pair of ear rings - phinnar, phinnar what..." 

Moyra Melons walked up to her well oiled husband and received a kiss on the cheek. She was a little embarrassed by the smiles of approval from the rest of the admiring male company because she was now sure her ear rings were screaming out for attention, though she could not see them this way when putting them on.

"Oh dear," she whispered to her proud husband. "I've done it again, haven't I? This pair are screaming out to be noticed and I honestly could not see it at the time when I put them on. Only now when I enter this room do I realise my ear rings are, perhaps, a little too showy."

"Oh please don't worry my little petal," replied his large whisky and splash. "When you feel you've got it wrong in some ways; you always get it right in others."

The gin and tonic lent its voice to the praise. "I think your fine pair of ear rings are spiffing Mrs Melons, and I'm sure they always will be." 

Moyra Melons Christmas Ear Rings

Moyra Melons wondered if her new ear rings looked fine with her 'Santa's Little Helper' outfit. She had decided to wear this attire and waited with eager anticipation for her husband to walk in from work. Once again, the poor chap felt the wax blow out of his ears as he walked in.

"What do you think of these ones," asked Moyra, concerning her red Christmas ear rings.

"I think they look absolutely divine my sweetness. Rudolf would love one for his nose," he laughed.

"I'm hoping they will not steal the show," she added.

"Not your ear rings Moyra - they'll not steal the show. The kids will be far too interested in Santa and his bag of presents. Speaking of which; I'd like to show you one of your Christmas presents. Would you follow me upstairs?"

Both went upstairs and as the bedroom door slammed Moyra Melons got an early Christmas present. Can you guess what it might have been?

Moyra Melons Cleopatra ear rings

Moyra Melons' poor husband came home from work, feeling a little nervous because he knew that she wanted to go to a fancy dress party. As you might well imagine, his mind was racing at the thought of what preparations she had made for the forth coming event.

Can you imagine the poor man's mind when he walked through the door to be confronted by his fabulous wife saying; "What do you think of these ear rings?"

He, of course, staggered slightly and gulped. For a moment, he struggled to find the words and frantically searched for the ear rings.

"Err... They look great Moyra. Are you going as Lady Godiva?"

"Don't be silly," she replied. "Lady Godiva had no clothes. She just turned up with long hair, complaining that she had nothing to wear. You know me, I'm not one to show off... I'm Cleopatra."

"Oh, so I'm going to be the noble Mark Antony - strong willed, lantern jawed hero of Rome," He imagined.

Moyra giggled. "I was thinking more Julius Ceaser - middle aged, balding, and full of holes... But enough of this nonsense," she uttered coquettishly. "Surely you've noticed my humble attempts at accesorising; I'd like your opinion please, do you think they look too tacky?"

He nervously dropped his gaze, hardly daring to look. Once again the old hot flush swept over him. 

"Oh... They're magnificent, my dear... I'm fighting the urge to run my fingers over them," he muttered breathlessly.

Moyra raised a questioning brow. "Certainly not. I've just rubbed them down with a warm flannel."

"Oh, of course my dear. It was never my intention to sully their exquisite beauty."

Suspecting he may have over stepped the mark, he ventured upon a new course. "I couldn't help noticing that they are a beautfully matched pair, my dear."

Moyra Melons teased him with a smile. "You don't think they're too large do you?"

"Err... Certainly not," he mumbled. "They are so beautifully round."

Moyra was puzzled. "Well of course they're round, silly. The lady in the shop informed me that they are the most perfectly crafted bracelets that she has ever had in stock and..." She noticed his expression had changed. "Are you alright?"

"I'm perfectly fine Moyra," he chocked, gathering his wits. "I believe you were talking about your... err , bracelets?"

"Yes," she smiled triumphantly. "And she said they would match my ear rings perfectly.

"They certainly do that my dear," he said deflated. "Please excuse me I must go to the bedroom."

"Oh... before you go;" she said cunningly. "What do you think of my nipple caps?"

He stood motionless and open mouthed.

Moyra grinned. "I have a smaller pair in the bedroom. It might take some time, but would you help me put them on?".... :)

Moyra Melons' Earrings Own the Debate Against Fake News.

Moyra Melons thought her new earrings were very saucy as she lay there, thinking about two big cream cakes she had purchased. She knew that no amount of good old retro British understatement could play down the earings and her nice cakes with cherries on the top.

She had bought the huge and delicious doughy lumps in the bakers. Her husband was at his weakest when confronted by splendid ear bling and rounded cakes with cherries on top.

Could any fella imagine the husband as he walked innocently into the living room to see his wife Moyra lying there wearing such fine earrings and then telling him he had two lovely cakes with a cherry on, each awaiting his special attention? The poor man would not stand a chance. Once again, that old hot flush would come over him at the thought of wallowing in cakes and fine earrings.

Also, such fine earrings take a person's mind off of the way our TV news and newspapers present fake news concerning our nation. If we can peddle economic truths and pussyfoot around real issues, omit obvious facts by owning the debate and choosing which things to focus on, we can sleepwalk people into all sorts of controlled beliefs. 

Don't Be Blinded by Economic Truth.