Friday, 6 July 2012

Moyra Melons Cheeky Ear Rings

Moyra Melons' husband was in a hurry to get home from work because it was his birthday and his darling wife said she wanted to make it a special occasion for him with an indoor dinner.

As he walked through the door, he was greeted by the site of his lovely wife really pulling out all the best in private birthday celebrations for him.

"I hope you like these cheeky ones - they're on display especially for you," said Moyra who had bought some spiffingly daring ear rings.

As you might well imagine; Moyra's husband gulped and then coughed before spluttering excitedly. "They really are divine Moyra, but I think I have seen those particular cheeky ones before."

"Of course we must be British," said Moyra. "And thus, under play the cheeky aspect of my fine ear ring presentation."

"Oh rather," replied her excited husband who was once again coming over in a hot pulsating flush. "You are the mistress of understatement where your cheeky ear rings are concerned."

"Is thus so with these cheeky ones?" she asked with an alluring smile.

Moyra's husband slammed the door shut like a 'Devil may care caveman' and wondered if he might live to celebrate his next birthday. He didn't really care because, as one might imagine, he gets to go to heaven on a rather regular basis.    
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