"And they said I was not entitled to any Jobseeker's or housing benifit at all," moaned Batman. "I've got a large automobile to run."
"Yeah same here,"replied Flash. "I'm down to my last pair of running boots."
"I'm supposed to do 16 job applications a week," replied Superman. "I've had my benifit capped."
"Who's turn to buy the White Lightening Cider?" They all asked in unison.
Welcome to the real world fellas!