Sunday 24 October 2010

Moyra Melons ear rings are a handicap on the golf course

Moyra Melons was in the living room explaining to her husband about her golf stroke. She had just joined a club and thought perhaps her ear rings might be a slight disadvantage.

She said she had to wear subtle ear clasps as anything that swings about her person puts her off.

Her husband came over in yet; another hot flush and decided he was a little concerned. He visualized his delightful wife, Moyra Melons, practicing her golf stroke. Anything like heavy hanging ear rings would exaggerate a swing and with such momentum; he wondered how his gorgeous wife might stop if she put too much vigor into such a pendulous move.

I would have to agree. If Moyra Melons started to spin wearing heavy and dangling ear rings; I don't think she would be able to stop - do you?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Golf, eh? I would certainly welcome the chance to play a round with Moyra. She'd be most welcome to try out my wood for size. She'd need to keep a good firm grip on the shaft, though.

Once she started swinging those orbs gently side to side, I'd be dreaming of scoring a hole-in-one.

I wonder if she'd be up for a four-ball some time?

Anonymous said...

Our local golf club has a quaint custom for new players. Each member puts a ball into a common golf bag. At the end of play, the new player sits in a chair at the 19th hole and the bag is upended on them, with hilarious results!

I think Moyra would get a lot from playing with some of our upstanding members and would really enjoy us emptying our balls over her.

Anonymous said...

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Moyra testing her earrings won't fall off

Anonymous said...

the lovely Moyratestin how well her earrings are fixed in place.