Thursday, 30 September 2010

Hoora for Moyra Melons new ear rings

Moyra Melons was determined that her square shaped red ear rings would not steal the show, so she decided to make a Christmas pudding to take the blokes' thoughts away from her more alluring attributes - a fabulous pair of crimson ear rings.

It just goes to show that when it comes to playing down her exciting ear rings; Moyra can always pull something out of the bag. Something that will distract your attention away from the dazzling ear bling.

It only works for a short time though. After a while, I find my pre-occupation returning to Moyra Melons' enticing lobes. Don't you? 




















8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Delightful!
Something warm and moist for dessert after our roast meal, served by a lady who dresses for dinner.
I wonder if she enjoys a good stuffing? It always goes well with a game bird.

Retro Brit said...

What wonderful loaded banter... :)

Anonymous said...

'Tis a shame she isn't serving the turkey...oh to be at the table when she looks you in the eye and asks "what's it to be, breast or thigh?"

Retro Brit said...

I would try to play it cool and remain silent but containment of such excitement would cause a sudden attack of lockjaw and steam from my ears.

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean.
Some succulent breast, warm and plump, perhaps covered in hot sauce....even the thought of it makes me go weak.

Anonymous said...

Moyra Pethybridge

Anonymous said...

Moyra says "breast or thigh, " or maybe a bit of both?"

Retro Brit said...

NSFW link for fans of the lovely Moyra and her magnificent earrings.