The Last Days of Thunder Child

The Last Days of Thunder Child
War of the Worlds - spin off adaptation novel.

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Secret Millionaire and Eye-Candy for the Ladies (This Bloke is Loaded)

Ladies ignore this new (Devil may care) look at your peril. It is all the rage for many of today's self believing entrepreneurs who fancy getting themselves on tv. This new range of clothing is there to deceive, and for the self deluding lady with a conviction of her vanity, this guy is a must. 

This exciting Bert Buggerov range of clothing comes with a can of Tennants super extra, lending the (would be) smoothy a more played down image to his real suave demeanour. This repels all of those gold diggers out there, who are just looking for a meal ticket.

This bloke is saying you won't get it from him. (He is saving himself for someone special) This entrepreneurial, played down, style is all the rage among the secret millionaires. So if any of you ladies decide to bestow your feminine favours on him; you might find yourself in a boardroom a few days later with him walking in. He will be in an imaculate suit, pristine hair style and he will be smiling and saying something cheesy like, "You really do care," and there will be t.v. camera's around, filming you on one of those car crash tv shows. It will be your big moment on national t.v. You end up balling your eyes out with greedy gratitude and a windfall bunce of readies to live happily ever after with. So next time you see one of these guys in Westcliff-on-Sea; bestow some of your womanly virtues upon him. You never know where you might end up.

disclaimer note:  Retro Brit takes no responsibility for mistaken identity.  

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