Even when Moyra Melons is at home, watching Eastenders, she makes the effort. Maybe no one is around, but to Moyra Melons, it is no excuse; a lady can still wear a smashing set of ear rings.
All else might be low key or uninteresting when reclining in front of the tv, but the ear rings are still there saying, "Come on now, don't ignore these."
Try as you might lads, you can't can you? It's no use - Moyra will not go un-noticed. This lady loves to display her ear bling in all sorts of mellow ways. I would be delighted to let her sit on my sofa and watch Eastenders. I'd make her a few cups of tea while she was watching the show because I'm not an Eastenders fan really. I'd do the tea thing so I could pop back in to look at the ear rings now and then. I would have to be subtle about it though, because I would not want her to think I was weird.