Sunday, 17 October 2010

Moyra Melons' Earrings Own the Debate Against Fake News.

Moyra Melons thought her new earrings were very saucy as she lay there, thinking about two big cream cakes she had purchased. She knew that no amount of good old retro British understatement could play down the earings and her nice cakes with cherries on the top.

She had bought the huge and delicious doughy lumps in the bakers. Her husband was at his weakest when confronted by splendid ear bling and rounded cakes with cherries on top.

Could any fella imagine the husband as he walked innocently into the living room to see his wife Moyra lying there wearing such fine earrings and then telling him he had two lovely cakes with a cherry on, each awaiting his special attention? The poor man would not stand a chance. Once again, that old hot flush would come over him at the thought of wallowing in cakes and fine earrings.

Also, such fine earrings take a person's mind off of the way our TV news and newspapers present fake news concerning our nation. If we can peddle economic truths and pussyfoot around real issues, omit obvious facts by owning the debate and choosing which things to focus on, we can sleepwalk people into all sorts of controlled beliefs. 

Don't Be Blinded by Economic Truth.






2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to say that I am very partial to a nice cup-cake. I usually nibble all around them, leaving the cherry 'til last. I also think they go very well with some cream.
I imagine Moyra enjoys having a big splash of cream over hers. In fact, it looks like that's just what she's waiting for.
Come on, hubby, hurry up with that cream!

Retro Brit said...

Is that the key in the front door? Hoora... :)