Moyra Melons was relaxing and standing in her nice garden without ear rings. I could not help noticing how nothing unusual stood out when viewing her from a side angle with no ear bling.
She might have said it was to stop the neighbours from getting over excited and talking about her dazzling ear wear. However, she also admitted it did not work, because they still seemed to find something to talk about.
I asked her to turn side ways and let me see. With no dazzling ear bling; I don't know what these over excitable neighbours could be talking about, do you?