Moyra Melons wanted to do the Weakest Link quiz show. Because of her new glasses and fine ear rings, she thought she might be able to pull it off. After all, she might reason, she has a certain stern celebrity look if she peers over the top of her glasses. Could you imagine being a contestant with Moyra Melons giving you a look like the one in this picture. Would you start stuttering before you could give the answer? Would her charming ear rings put you off? I think so.
Then she began to get self conscious about her delicate ear rings stealing the show. "It doesn't matter how stern I peer over the glasses. People become fixated by the dazzling ear rings," she might grumble. Never mind Moyra, I would sooner look at your ear rings then answer general knowledge questions - wouldn't you blokes out there agree?