Moyra Melons had seen a new set of ear rings that she desperately wanted and so, with subtle aplomb, she decided to plant the idea of them inside her husband's mind.
Being the sort of bloke who did not like to disappoint his wife; he delivered the sparkling ear rings as her main birthday present.
Because Moyra Melons was so pleased with her new ear rings she decided to show her gratitude in a very special way.
When her husband came home from work, Moyra Melons was ready and waiting for him. Most blokes would learn by now, but Moyra's husband is always caught out when he walks in through the front door.
Moyra Melons has new ear rings to display on so many occasions, but for some strange reason other things seem to distract her poor husband and catch him off guard causing him to break out in his usual hot flush. I find this rather strange, don't you?