Moyra Melons and her friend had been shopping and bought new ear rings - thin round circular ones. Moyra thought the round tacky ear clasps were hard to notice and that any 'would be' admirer might squint to make out the thin circular things at distance.
"I know," said Moyra. "We'll go to the Pub where my husband is having a few beers with his friends and ask him."
"That sounds like a good idea," replied her friend.
Therefore picture, if you would, Moyra Melons slightly inebriated husband and his pals - happy in their bloke indulgences of football, horse racing and formula one. Then suddenly an unexpected interruption.
"Can you notice these large danglers from where you are lads?" asked Moyra concerning the big thin ear rings.
Moyra's husband and a few of his pals chocked on their beers as they turned to see the two young ladies trying to display their newly acquired ear bling. This initial surprise was followed by delightfully raised eye-brows and big cheesy grins amid rumblings of approval. The way most boozed fellas would do when confronted by two ladies saying, 'what do you think of these large danglers.'
Moyra noticed her husband come over in a hot flush as she and her friend found themselves amid a throng of admiring company. All seemed enthralled by the ear wear eventhough they seemed to be looking elsewhere.
Moyra Melons found her husband was rather protective of her during the time spent in the public house and he made sure his pals knew she was with him, but besides all that, everyone had a good time. I think, Moyra might have had an even better one when her husband took her home afterwards.