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Wednesday, 15 June 2011

RustyBuckley wants to join the X-Men

Lightning Lunch Break Man
AKA Rusty Buckley
Rusty Buckley went all maverick in work one day and decided to let people know how it is. He wanted to be all intimidating and put on his super hero outfit, but was reading from the wrong script and got his presentation slightly wrong.

He decided that enough was enough and no one was going to fob him off with a rookie. He stormed into the office and refused to work with a newcomer.

"I want someone I know with me," ranted the put out Rusty Buckley.

"Very well," came the reply and he was partnered with the ultimate cleaning machine.

Rusty realised that no one would make a monkey's arse out of him. He was more then capable of doing it himself.

He has since been transformed into 'Lightning Lunch Break Man.' With his special 'Lightning Lunch Break Man,' powers he can do ten blocks in four minuets and has won a contract with Marvel Comics.

The X-Men have heard about him and wondered if he could attend an interview next Friday at 16.30 hours with a view to joining their prestigious gang.


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